Ladies and gentlemen..I present to you “Cuntry music.”
As the world of A.I. rapidly evolves into the daily lives of just about every American, its impact on music is still unfolding. While it recently helped us to hear Randy Travis’ iconic voice again on a brand new song for the first time in over a decade, perhaps alas we’ve finally found the correct way to use artificial intelligence to bring our divided nation and its citizens together once and for all.
While we may not have flying cars or fully substantial ecosystems that provide us with drinking water that doesn’t fill our organs and tissues with microplastics – what we DO have is a lesbian scissoring anthem that would’ve fit right at home on a 2009 Taylor Swift CD, and to be honest, that’s all we really need.
Kicking off strong with the attention grabbing “getting scissored in my chevy” line, the TikTok sound clip was BOUND to go viral as soon as it was posted. For how wild the opening lyrics are, it’s not even type five craziest lines used throughout the one-minute clip. Yes, the song covers all the stereotypical bases such as roast beef and q*eefing, as any good scissoring lesbian anthem should, but once you make it to the end, you get hit with perhaps the biggest jaw-dropping line of them all (you’ll know it when you hear it) about fishing.
At this point – you are just going to have to listen to it for yourself. But if you’ve got kids sitting on the couch right next to you, or you decided to show up to church early and kill some time by pulling your phone out while you patiently wait for the service to begin, you might want to bookmark this and save it for later. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya ¯\_(ツ)_/¯